(Link has a chapter on making a valet’s stand)
More ghastly is hard to imagine, more ghostly, yes. Life can be hard, but I will press on, mostly by folding my coats over the back of a chair until such time as a more civilized option can be imagined.
(also, I did not find the design of which you speak, through no fault of yours, solely my own. I did find a website with enticing photos of perfectly dimensioned walnut and an offer allowing me to purchase an important book. It also came with some associated subroutines that my browser warned me are unsafe. The internet…can’t live with it, can’t kill it.)